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antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

No hope for humanity

avianawareness:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

No hope for humanity

"A pain stabbed my heart, as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world."

Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via wordsnquotes)

(via wordsnquotes)


Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

(Source: emmawathson, via harrypottergif)

"Long distance relationships are, in my opinion, so much better than regular relationships. It’s not all about sex, it’s not all about the bullshit feelings in relationships that everyone has now. It’s about getting to know them better than anyone ever will in person, it’s about getting to let them know you, letting someone into your life who you know you can’t see everyday, or whenever you want. It’s about getting excited at hearing their beautiful voice, which to you is your favorite sound. You actually fall in love with every part of them. You learn to know their mood by the way they type. The way their voice changes when they’re tired. The way that just seeing their face, whether it’s in a picture they uploaded or in a snapchat they sent you, gives you butterflies. Although, it’s hard at times. Not being able to pull them closer to you for a hug. Not being able to feel their lips against yours. Not being able to be with them when you crave their company most. But when you’ve been counting down the days, and days feel like weeks, and weeks feel like months, when you finally see them, your whole world just pauses as soon as your eyes meet theirs, as soon as you feel their warm skin brush against your hands, and their soft lips on yours, all of that no longer matters. It’s all been worth it. You cherish every second you have with them. Purely because you know what it’s like, you properly know what it’s like, to not have them by your side when you need them most. You just feel euphoric."

— (via would-you-hold-me)

"I wouldn’t trade this distance with you for someone closer and I’d pick sleeping on the phone with you than sleeping in someone else’s arms. I love you."

— Long Distance Relationship (via sadistanggirlfriend)

wakeupcaitlin:

Being in a long distance relationship is like waiting in a long line for a ride at a theme park. You wait and wait. Ride for ten minutes. And then get back in line. But the best rides are always worth the long wait.

deathbyorion:

Possibly the best thing ever.

deathbyorion:

Possibly the best thing ever.

annieelainey:

I AM A SMART, STRONG, SENSUAL WOMAN.

annieelainey:

I AM A SMART, STRONG, SENSUAL WOMAN.

foxadhd:

Tina Belcher from ‘Bob’s Burgers’ voted best character on TV
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do-drugs-kids-trip-balls:

Transparent Tina flying on your blog.

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Transparent Tina flying on your blog.

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