when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
This pizza place has a very good idea
yes yes yes
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.
awww, this is so kind/wonderful
5,600 people who probably shouldn’t be on Tumblr right now~
a haiku about winter at school
fuck this fuckin’ snow
fuck negative-degree temps
i hate fuckin’ winter
[pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t and it became the best selling sex tape for two years on the porn market.”
Well, that makes a lot of sense and now I feel kind of mean.
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona
This is fucking awesome.
exams and term papers got you stressed out and run down? well just remember, no matter how poorly you do, and no matter how much better everyone else does, no one is getting a job when they graduate
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